April 11, 2007

  • Global WHAT day?

    Yes, I just heard about it… it is…

    Global Orgasm Day

    At first I thought it was some crazy attempt at a new holiday, that Hallmark was SO desperate to replenish their fading greeting card sales (now that people just send an ecard instead) they decided… “well, I know ONE day people would be willing to celebrate!! Secretary day, eat your heart out!”

    However, it was shockingly MORE than that. Just look at the video promo for it here. LOL! All over the world, all these peace-loving modern hippies are going to be having… well, you know… at the same time, as many times as possible, and scientists will actually be measuring it to see if it effects the energy field of the Earth. And, maybe, if we’re really lucky, it will bring world peace.

    Personally, I think it’ll just polute the Earth and bring more problems… think of all the cigarettes that’ll be lit up afterwards.

    -Patrick

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