May 3, 2006

  • Try an International Table

    International Tastes?

     

    Have you ever thought of turning your own
    home table into an creative lab for experimenting with foods from around the
    world? When I think about this, my first thought against it might not just be “It
    will be so difficult to make those foods!” as a hobby chef, but also “The
    ingredients must be hard to obtain!” and “Well, if the authentic foods aren’t
    sold in easy to find restaurants it must be because they taste bad to us!”

     

    Over time, and particularly recently with
    Japanese food, I have been reassured that even a seafood ‘hater’ like myself
    can find incredibly delicious food in Japan and beyond- food they rarely serve
    at your local Japanese restaurant yet food that is delicious, fun, and
    sometimes easy to do. At other times, easy is a relative term- how do you
    define easy? Fast? Directions that you can follow well? Not a lot of attention
    required? Not a lot of knowledge of tastes/kitchen items?

     

    Well, quite honestly, I have discovered
    that many recipes that are authentic to other countries- that you don’t always
    find easily here in the states- can actually be easy to follow, and not require
    a lot of skill. They only require 1) attention. Paying attention sometimes to
    the cooking process, not leaving the oven or stove alone but always watching-
    that, for me, is the only way I ever “damage” food- overcooking or rushing it
    too much so it damages it. 2) Some light cooking experience with normal foods.
    3) Patience. You can turn a ‘long recipe’ into a fun recipe- and with a family,
    a fun experience too. Did you know that some of the most elaborate Japanese
    bento box dishes (like a lunch box- but neat, incredibly beautiful, and very
    structured to contain a certain portion and ratio of meat, rice, vegetables,
    and dessert) are taught to girls in Japan so that by middle school they can
    make their own? We are talking the types of dishes where apples are cut to look
    fancy, carrots into roses, and the whole dish is a colourful work of art- made
    by children not even yet preteens. Imagine how fun an experience it would be to
    explore something like this with the family? Or just yourself.

     

    I have decided to share some international
    recipes here bit by bit, and encourage you to try them with me. I’m going to
    start with Japanese- and I’ll tell you this, some of these ingredients may be
    VERY ethnically specific, but if you simply find a local Asian market with
    variety you will be just fine. If I combine the local Publix (a nice, but
    normal, supermarket with variety) with the local Asian market I can find
    everything I need. Also, a lot of simple sauces or mixtures require a mortar
    and pestel- I use a small wooden one, and they are easy to find at dollar
    stores, or a variety of other stores that sell kitchen related products. These
    things can be FUN for kids to do! It takes time and work- and messy even for
    adults- but FUN for kids. So if you have a kid who is old enough not to hurt
    themselves (I’d say four or older), then let THEM do the hard work and learn
    whilest they are at it! Put in the oil, the garlic, the sesame seeds- and tell
    them to MASH away until it is so crushed they can’t see the bits of seeds
    anymore. I’m sure they will oblige with glee.

     

    If you’re interested or do intend to try a
    recipe, let me know your progress. Oh, and the best thing- most of these
    recipes are NOT expensive. Oh, and if you go to a regular Asian market, the ingredients
    for some of these (like soy sauce) are CHEAP compared to a normal store. :D

     

    -Patrick

April 29, 2006

  • America

    Edit- if you are like me and don't know, the big thing that came up recently is an upset over the fact a Spanish group sang the star-spangled-banner in an alegedly poor translation. Apparently, there is a big upset about this- even from some hispanics saying "You just don't touch the anthem"- and Bush saying that the language of America is English or something and will stay English. So, that is a hot topic right now.
    END EDIT

    I was not even aware of the language issue going on recently regarding the Star Spangled Banner or such- not until seeing it on the news this morning. I am a little sheltered, in that most of the news I get is through Kat, my family, or the internet. I do not really listen much to the radio or watch TV at all. However, I saw this quote on an old friend's site and felt it very worthy of sharing. I am not certain where exactly I stand on the issue- I have never been known as one to be "very patriotic". I was born in America, I have heritage from all over but most of my family has lived here a long, long time for many generations. But honestly, I never really get seriously offended when someone criticises things about our government, or even when I was in France and someone bad-mouthed our country. Perhaps that makes me ideal for missions- I'm a Christian first, missionary and citizen of the world second, and American third. My Canadian supervisor in Taiwan seemed a little dissapointed that when he brought up typically controversion issues regarding how the US does things vs. Canada or Taiwan, I just listened and agreed or said "Hmmm, I guess that sounds okay. I'm not sure." Not offended at all. I'm glad God put me in a save place to live, with all these things we have access to- and it is nice that there is a strong Christian presence in America, especially compared to most other places. But for all I know, based on what the Bible says, America could be the "Babylon" that falls and all the merchants cry over- so at any time it could fall apart and we'd have to find a new home. I'd be more concerned about the people than I would the country, myself. Just as concerned as about other countries where war, famine, and suffering are occuring or have occurred. America is my home only because of the people in it- not the name, or the place- and perhaps the fact it strives to be based on God, though lately that is often in question.

    That said, this quote is an interesting quote worth thinking about. This is what one of the 'great presidents' of our country once said.

    Theodore Roosevelt's ideas on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN in 1907 . . .

    "In the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who
    comes here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to
    us, he shall be
    treated on an exact equality with everyone else, for
    it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because of creed,
    or birthplace, or origin.
     But this is predicated upon the person's
    becoming in every facet an American, and nothing but an
    American...There can be no divided allegiance here.
    Any man who
    says he is an American, but something else also, isn't an American at
    all.  We have room for but one flag, the American flag... We have room
    for
    but one language here, and that is the English language... and we have
    room for but one sole loyalty and that is a loyalty to the American
    people."

    I think that, personally, it makes sense that anyone who claims to be a citizen of a country instead of their home country wholey, completely, and totally accepts that country as their 'home'. It sounds logical to me that people becoming an American to live here, to make it their home, is right. Someone becoming an American for others reasons, makes me wonder.

    Of course, as for me, I was born and bred American- and I'm looking forwards to going out in to the world, living elsewhere, and enjoying other cultures. The fact is, I won't claim to be any better than those who become citizens just to take advantage of the privileges of citizenship because that is really what I, as a "pure-bred" American, do anyway. I go to other countries, I think their country rocks and is just as cool as mine- often better in some ways- and I appreciate the protection being an American offers. I'd like to think that if someone decides to blow me up, they'd think twice since I'm an American- but hey, who wouldn't hope that? I'm kind of glad that wherever I go, I know one of the most popular universal trade languages. Hey, it's nice. But my first home is in Heaven, and I am really eager to get there some day soon.

    -Patrick

April 27, 2006

  • Xanga Lock

    I saw the mention today of the new feature "Xanga Lock" and without hesitation decided to use it! It is a refreshing change!

    This way, it will encourage those who want to read my site but lack an account to try xanga out and get one. There are some people out there from my past- such as a previous internship- who would pop in and "check up" on me. Who knows if they still do or not, but this way, they'll at least have to sign in. I hear there might be a feature in the works where you will also be able to tell the name of EVERY xanga member that views your site- thus, if you have xanga lock on, NOBODY will be able to view your site without you knowing who they are. A handy feature, especially if you want to know exactly who is seeing what you write.

    For me, at least, it helps me to feel a little better. The idea of people- those I know or do not know- just floating around out there, popping in to peek at my page whenever and wherever, is strange. Something about them at least taking the time to join the xanga community makes it just a little better.

    -Patrick

April 25, 2006

  • Marriage Makeover

    Marriage_Makeover_web

    Lesson One: Before you say "I do"

    Go here to the Christian Life Assembly of SC sermons page to find the section on the Marriage Makeover and download the mp3 AND sermon notes on the first sermon message as stated above. This message also gives a brief overview of some of the topics he will eventually be covering- so it is an incredible way to get an idea of what is coming and if the message and way it is portrayed speaks to your heart in some particular way. He takes some powerful elements of things Katrina and I have already learned- such as the VERY useful topic of "Love Languages" (a book that I think every couple should read- married or not, it works with anyone in your life, especially family members), as well as some new concepts.

    I encourage you to take the time to give it a listen- our Church began offering sermons online as a ministry so instead of paying money to get the tape/CD you can experience this for yourself as though you were stepping into the service yourself to learn.

    If you listen and find it beneficial, I'd be greatly encouraged to hear what you might have learned from it, how you may or may not apply it to your own life/family/marriage/etc, if you appreciated it and look forward to more, etc. I will be glad to pass on some of these stories/words of exhortation and encouragement to our pastoral staff if it seems fitting, as well. Plus, it's a great way to chat about what we've learned. If it sounds like its useful, I will continue to post updates here reminding folks of the site and that the next sermon has come up.

    To a God-centred Happily Ever After,

    Patrick

April 23, 2006

  • Marriage Series

    In a few days, when the first message is put up, I plan to share the website for my church- in particular, there is a section on the site where recent sermons are put up in MP3 format. This Sunday we started a marriage series- and I must honestly say, our Pastor has an incredible gift for direct, honest Biblical teaching with a tender heart. Having gone to Bible college and heard many, many preachers and teachers, I can honestly say that this man is one out of a thousand with a special gift. But don't take my word for it! Take a listen in a few days, when it comes up.

    I highly, HIGHLY reccomend this- please, listen, SHARE, pass it on. My Wife and I did some SERIOUS research, Christian premarital counselling, I took marriage and family class at my Bible college, we did lots and lots of various things in the 2.5 years or so we were engaged to make sure this was the right track, that we were prepared and ready for what was ahead.

    That said, after just todays sermon "Before you say... I do", I find myself WISHING we had been able to hear it before we got married. Not that we would not have married, by no means, but it would have really helped us dig even more than we already DID dig to prepare ourselves. Here is the upcoming series- I encourage you (and your spouse, if you are married- or friends you think might benefit) to listen to any of these that you feel tugging at your heart or attention.

    Today- Before you say... I do
    Apr 30- Before you say... I Quit
    May 14- Can you hear me now?
    May 21- Conflict Management
    May 28- How to have a fair fight
    June 11- Understanding your Wife's Deepest Need
    June 18- Understanding your Husband's Deepest Need
    July 9- Operation Restoration
    July 1 6- Affair-Proof Marriages
    July 23- Seasons of Marriage

    Of course, Pastor Chitty started off today's sermon with one rather daunting comment- he had done a marriage series twice before this, the third time, since he came to our church many years ago. Each time, families had literally left the church. I'm talking a lot- like, ten families or something at least the first time. The second time, a lot left because he WOULD NOT say, deifnitively, that all divorce is completely wrong and unacceptable to God and so is all remarriage. Since that isn't what the Bible says about it- God hates what divorce does, and he doesn't wish it to ever happen, but because of human nature He has allowed certain situations where it is alright and also remarriage as well. So, there was a large group the second time around that left based on that. Everytime, every message, he shared that a new "can of worms" comes out- and for those who are uncertain or need clarification to ask him, since he just cannot take the time to clarify everything in the time allowed.

    So- if you find yourself interested in any of the topics, then "stay tuned"- I'll remind you of the website starting this week and each continuing week. It contains both the audio message, and a document download with the 'notes'.

    -Patrick

April 20, 2006

  • Official European Language

    The Language of the New Union is... English???

    Note- this is taken from the blog of my friend, Sandy.

    The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English
    will be the official language of the European Union rather than German,
    which was the other possibility.

    As part of the negotiations,
    the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for
    improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become
    known as "Euro-English".

    In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

    The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

    There
    will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
    troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
    fotograf 20% shorter.In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new
    spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated
    changes are possible.

    Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

    Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

    By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

    During
    ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"
    and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.Zer vil be
    no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand
    ech oza.

    Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.Und efter
    ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in zeh forst
    plas.

    If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

April 16, 2006

  • In the World of a Parent

    By Patrick Flanagan

     

    A little bit of somewhat sarcastic baby
    humour. PS- If you are, or have been, a stay home parent and would like to add something funny or special to the list I'd love to hear it in the comments or email. If, in addition to the idea, you also give me your permission (say something like "you can add this to the list") then I will possibly add it, and change "By Patrick Flanagan" to "By Patrick Flanagan, with additions from friends". I'd love to make it a combined effort- I'm a group sort of guy!

     

    In the world of a Stay-Home Parent…

     

    • Entertainment talk with friends turns from the latest movie, to
      the latest guest star on Sesame Street.
    • When your spouse calls you over with “QUICK, come here!” it is
      no longer because she is hurt or something happened in world news, but
      because baby made a new face or perhaps grabbed her nose two seconds
      longer.
    • Something that used to make you roll your eyes in sarcasm now
      is expected to cause you to beam with sincere excitement- and, even more
      scary, sometimes it genuinely DOES!
    • ‘Crap’ is no longer something you occasionally have to deal
      with unwillingly from other people around you that you dislike- rather, it
      is something you eagerly anticipate from someone you love, get worried if
      it isn’t given to you, and even throw a mini-celebration when you get a
      lot of it. The more of it, the better!
    • Drool elicits sounds of “awwwww” instead of “ewwwww”.
    • Reading a book for thirty minutes without having to pause is a
      luxury, instead of several hours.
    • You used to wish for excuses to be interrupted in doing
      household chores, NOW you’d give anything to do household chores WITHOUT
      interruption.
    • Christmas and all other special occasions are times people get
      gifts for baby- the only exception is your own birthday, and by then
      people you know probably spent so much money buying gifts for baby you’d
      be lucky to get an old sweater.
    • Money isn’t everything- BABY is.
    • When your spouse used to come home and say “Honey, can you go
      to the store and get…” your respond used to be “Oh, not now, maybe later…”
      now it is “YES, sure, please, need anything else? Want me to go to some
      other stores? Maybe a restaurant for you? Escaaape… ehahahahahaa… I mean,
      ahem, of course dear.” One must note the rolling of eyes and look of rabid
      glee that comes, as well.
    • People calling on the phone during the day used to be an
      annoyance- now, it is WELCOME interruption!
    • One never realised how fun it is to talk the ears off a salesperson
      who calls before. Now, it instead of you hanging up on them, THEY hang up
      on YOU! And afterwards, you find yourself saying “Darn… and they were so
      fun to talk to.”
    • “Gooo” and “Aboo” may not be in the English dictionary, but
      they probably should be.
    • The above words are not only used to baby, but one often finds
      oneself saying them to animals, inanimate objects, and even to the other
      parent!
    • The other parent responds in a like manner!
    • An exciting way to end the day was to get in bed with your
      spouse and have some adult time. Now, an exciting way to end the day is to
      get into bed and sleep right away for eight hours straight without
      interruption.

     Conor and Daddy

     

    • There is always someone to cuddle and hug when you need it.
  • It's a Girl

    A Dream

    Always good to state that it is a dream when people see a title like this one- some people have the... endearing (yes, that's it, we'll say it is endearing) quality of getting so excited over the first part of a web entry- even just the title- they focus on that and, whether they read the rest or not, seem to only hear the first part. I'm surprised I didn't get more on my April Fool's joke. No, no baby- we'd have to plan 3-6 months in advance at this point for that to be technically possible.

    I just was going to share a dream I had. I do not remember my dreams often, but last night I did. It is interesting, because I was washing bay leaves I harvested last night and had to test one from each branch as I went (call me weird, but I am going to be giving the dried results away to friends so I want them to be top quality- make sure there is NO pesticide, no off flavour, all soap is washed off, etc before I dry them). Well, I read later that Romans apparently loved bay leaves- you know the 'crown of laurels' they have? Well, apparently bay leaves ARE laurels, and those crowns were made of bay leaves (bay is a 'tree', but some are more like big bushes. I harvest mine discretely, in tree-friendly and non-ugly ways, from CIU's bay trees. It's worked for years as a great source of free, useful bay that would normally cost $4 for about 10 leaves dried from the store).

    This is a tangent here for a reason. I just realised it actually. I had this dream, but the night before had eaten some bay leaves- and the Romans apparently, considering bay leaves to be absolutely excellent and of high honour, also would have their priests eat them before seeking visions. I don't really believe in that kind of thing in the way they did obviously- I am a Christian- but apparently it has a lot of good properties, like a mental stimulant, anti-microbial (kills microbes in your body/digestive system), and in general eating them would have had a very healthy result in Roman times. Of course, don't eat too many, as in large quantities they have a mild narcotic effect- of course, that would mean eating a "bay leaf salad" and personally, I think that while they flavour soup and dishes great one at a time, they'd make someone want to throw up after eating a salad of them. I had to rinse my mouth out with mouthwash after my testing anyway. I always 'taste test' my herbs when I prepare them- in case you did not know, I grow many of my own herbs (basil, oregano, thyme (lots of thyme in season right now! and Cilantro, and parsley coming up too), cilantro, parsley, peppermint, orange mint). I digress.

    So, who knows, maybe the plant does encourage dream-states and in a small quantity might have helped me remember dreams while the meds I am on normally repress my dream memory. It would be an interesting research option- want to remember your dreams? Drink bitter bay tea!

    The Dream- no more tangents, I promise

    I dreamt that Katrina had gave birth to another child, and this time it was a baby girl. For some reason, I was actually in our bed at home- perhaps we had gotten back from the hospital, and the baby girl was in it with me. I was holding her close to me, and I was so proud and excited. Conor was running around- he was a toddler, which is funny, since dreams rarely follow common sense and he would have to be a toddler by the time we had another child at earliest. I was so delighted to have a girl, and I would not let her from my side. Katrina horded Conor- well, I was hording this little one even when people were visitting. It was so wonderful, I remember my feeling at being 'torn away' from the dream- even before fully waking up- was awful, as I realised this was not really happening. Conor was wonderful and rewarding in an unexpected way, but in the dream it was like finally getting a special Christmas gift one had waited for for a long time- yet each Christmas, opened up gifts to find it not there. Finally, this Christmas, though, you opened up a mysterious package and... there it was! The one you'd dreamed of all that time. And this little girl was just that- dark hair, not blonde like Conor's, and I was as happy and content as a clam. And completely secure saying "Sorry, she's mine right now- get your own" when people came near (this was apparently shortly after the birth, enough that we had people visitting in the house- I don't remember who, maybe family). And of course I had put her in the most adorable pink dress- yes, Kat HATES pink, but apparently in my dream I had done as I planned to do already, which is make sure our daughter always had adorable, girly, frilly things to wear. If Conor has to wear blue things all the time, then our girl will get to wear pink things, dresses, and all of that stuff even if Kat doesn't like to herself.

    Well, of course, I woke up- I was heartbroken. It was so immersive and real, I was sure it was happening- and, unlike normal, I remember all those details. Normally I'll barely remember a shadow of the fact I HAD a dream much less any details at all. If I remember a dream in any specific detail, it might be once every one or two months at most, and even then it isn't realistic or significant.

    Anyway, that is my dream. I wanted to share it because sometimes sharing helps. And I can always hope maybe, just maybe, God is giving me hope that the next time we have a baby it might be a girl. I am reluctant to plan for another lately, honestly, because 1) realistically, we have to be financially stable in our own right before we go about planning a girl, unless God otherwise makes clear it is important we do. 2) I'm worried, honestly, about having say, three or even four boys while just trying to have at least one girl, and then giving up (like one of our midwife's did) before ever having one because our family is too full. Of course, in the end, we will eventually have ONE girl- even if she is adopted- Kat and I agree on that.

    Timing

    It is funny, or perhaps predictable to some, that I'd dream this around now since it was recently that Kat reached the "change marker". That is, that point where a new Mother goes from "HECK no! Not another baby EVER!" to "I think we might plan to have another, after all..." It is funny, because here I was before talking logically about when we might plan another and Kat was "NO waaay mister". Then, just like before she began to think about the first one I had given up and then she was suddenly "maybe we should plan..."... well, here, too, she did the same. Not even is Conor five months old, and here she is saying "Hmmm, maybe when he is **** old would be the perfect time to start trying for another one." I won't say the age, because that is more fun left to your imagination even if we ever did do it at that time. Right now, though, I had to answer- firstly, at least, that I was shocked here she was already willing. She shared she had not forgotten the pain or anything yet, but what had changed is after four months of Conor she knows without a doubt every single bit was worth it and she'd do it again in a minute. She still feels she "wasn't really living until he came". Right now he is the ONLY man she'd better say that about besides me :P

    Of course, my response is and for now must be, "My heart agrees fully, but my mind and wisdom say we cannot even begin opening the door for more until we have our feet on the ground and can handle what we have financially. We'll never be 'ready' perfectly, financially or otherwise, but we need to at least be able to comfortably support ourselves on our own for food, shelter, etc before we try again."

    (NOTE- the following contains free discussion of biological matters including reproductive issues. It is in a practical sexual context related to birth, but if this offends or bothers you, please skip this next paragraph)

    And, honestly, God could give us another boy. Becuase of who I am, I am planning for that. If it was a girl for sure, heck, finances or no finances I'd be saying "Let's stop the BC and start trying tomorrow!" But, with a boy, I could probably wait five years before considering again. I won't say I would NEVER consider another biological child again if I knew it was a boy for sure, but I would wait a long time and not rush at all. So the 50/50 deal kind of mixes things up- plus, medically speaking, if you have a boy the first time there is a higher than 50/50 chance the second will ALSO be a boy. And my Dad's side is known for having more boys than girls. My Mom used acidic douching when she had my one sister- and while many deny that it works, my Mom swears that she felt if she had not, Colleen would have been a Conor. :P Her medical backing is that 'male sperm' are killed more easily than 'female sperm' and so more highly acidic environment has higher chances of "culling out" the undesirable sperm and upping the chances that the fertilization will result in a girl. Some people say "that's crap". But hey, I have two half brothers and the ONE sister I have came from that. Of course, when interviewed on this subject, Katrina was quick to respond "HECK no!". Apparently, acidic substances have the side effect of... well, come on, what happens to your mouth when you put vinegar in it? Yeah. Not fun even in a place INTENDED to tolerate it.

    Need I say more? My  Mom must have been desperate.

    (Note- wierd discussion over)

    Most Dad's really want a boy so I freely admit I am unique for wanting a girl from the start. I'd like to think that God wanted me to start with Conor for a specific reason, and perhaps now he will grant us with a girl. You know what though? As my parents said about me I shall say the same about our next child, whenever we have one- I'll love it 100% be it a boy or girl. I just have a really strong preference, that is all. :) I think that is legitimate.

    -Patrick

  • I'm feeling a little blue.

    Last night, I called up everyone on my mental "call up" list- which consists really of only two places right now, Michael (my Nephew, at my Bro Jay's house in Penn) who was not home, and my Lake House (Mom, Dad, Sis) who were all busy. Kat was around but, she's not quite as into talking or being shared with. I found a funny site ranting about Cilantro (yes, I know, it sounds lame) and I wanted to read it to someone. Just an example of course, but I find more and more I yearn to be able to- during the day, and on evenings- have someone I can call and just chatter to if free, and if not, call back another time, and not worry that they'll think I am crazy, obsessed, or something else strange for calling regularly. I'm great being home with Conor, but Kat comes home from work- and people- and as an introvert, needs time NOT talking, NOT around people beyond Conor. My other family are busy, occupied with life and often just cannot talk a lot. Michael is great- when he is around- but I also know he has stuff to do, and his parents are letting him go waaay beyond his normal "talk amount" just to talk half an hour a day with me when he can. He's often gotten glares from his Mom on the weekend for sneaking by over an hour of talking with me. Sorry Stacey!

    So, I am an extrovert whose emotional 'tank' is filled by people contact. Kat comes home and gets recharged for another day- but I don't. We don't really even have people over a lot lately, because we're having trouble keeping the place to "invite" level and Kat won't let anyone come without it being at that level- ie, if I invite someone over and can't clean it myself, she'll do it, which I don't want. So, I'm blue.

    Anyone out there want a talking buddy? :P Somone to call up freely, within certain hours of the day of course (5 AM- noooo way) and not worry that if you hear a "Sorry, can't talk" it is a rejection of your total life essence; and you can call back later that day and not feel like they are thinking strange things about you? Someone that they can do the same with? Chatter about whatever, whenever- including random little websites about herbs taking over the world that you could easily read yourself but they get much more amusement and satisfaction from reading it to you?

    If so, please do apply. Email "applications" freely being accepted now!

April 14, 2006

  • Strawberry Morals

    Entertainment Values across Cultures

    Strawberry Eggs- The Story

    There was a young man names Hibiki, who recently graduated from college as a fully trained high school teacher, and was eager to inspire students by energetically teaching a gym class. However, the nearby private high school was run by an older woman whose- while having a nice school motto "Love is all" or such, had a certain belief. Women were the embodiment of love and gentleness, but men were violent, explosive, brutish and while she had to tolerate boys in the classes (she would eventually over time filter them out) she felt that the only people suitable to be teachers were women. Only women could nurture and love students properly- men would only be a disaster.

    Hibiki was a typical, kind of crazy, but energetic guy- well, one who also liked to sleep until five minutes before he had to leave for somewhere.
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    Enter your typical anime zaniness to a rather strong plot- his landlady likes to shoot her tenants with rubber bullets to make sure they pay rent, and when he cannot pay his rent she holds his dog hostage until he will. However, when she finds out about the school situation, she offers to help.

    He goes into the school, and demands a chance to show his stuff and inspire the students as a gym teacher- but the principal says that as long as she leads the school a man will NEVER teach her students again. Period.

    He is upset, and determined to find a way to prove her wrong- and the landlady agrees, for the sake of her rent (and perhaps a private grudge) to help him. Apparently she tinkers in doo-dads and underground mechanical labs, because she pops him down into one and plops women's clothing into his arms which, obviously, freaks him out.

    "Do you want to do what it takes to prove that men can be loving and gentlehearted to that old witch, or not?"

    Well, apparently, he does- so she undergoes strict training- bashing him on the head when he tries to walk like a women but fails, bonking him if he puts on too much eyeliner, etc. This fun loving, energetic guy-

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    Goes to school and gets the job as a gym teacher! Except- a little different than above-

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    Note that he finds out very quickly, to his pain as the landlady 'whips him into shape' in a semi-literal fashion, that getting up five minutes before he has to leave somewhere no longer works. "For a woman, hours to get ready is still barely enough!" she says, or something like that. Basically, even if you spend an hour or two preparing, you will still end up wishing you had more time. So much for his sleeping in- he spends the next few episodes groggy and half asleep when he comes to school as the teacher.

    The necklace piece is the trick of it all- his 'evil genious landlady' created a voice alteration piece (that upside down triangle on his/her neck) to make the voice typically feminine. Now, within this story, this is not a whacko guy who desires to cross dress- rather, he wants so passionately to teach students and to show what a man really is made of that he is willing to put his pride aside and no longer "walk like a man, talk like a maaan..." Instead of focusing on all the things an American live action movie might focus on for fun (there are quite a few movies out there that play on this theme- man goes 'female' and lots of comedy ensues), it actually focuses more on some relational/situational comedy (ie- Hibiki put into situations which a female teacher might normally be put into, such as staying in the dorms with female students to help keep watch/chaperone, etc... and having to deal with genuine embarassment, and making the choices to handle it right) and also character development. IE- there is a lot more merrit to the story than most similar versions done stateside. Also, one of his cute students has a crush on him right off. (No, not that way- in an American show it would be some saucy, cute girl and eventually he would find out she was really just a girl, and immature, and walk away... or perhaps she'd find some boy her age. I'm not that far yet, but here, she is actually a very caring, outgoing girl whose Father lives overseas and mother died at a young age- and she takes on all the service projects nobody else wants, also being naturally very clumsy and needing his best teaching abilities to learn to be coordinated in athletics. Somehow, they manage to pull off her having a crush on him- and him having a genuine affection for a student, yet at other awkward moments unable to forget she IS a girl- without it being 'creepy'. That really wouldn't be possible in an American movie).

    Hibiki sees various wrongs in the way some students are treated, or actions the boys in his class do, or even noticing immaturity in the boys and having to ask himself- "Is this really the way all men are? Was I like this? Or is this just the way people are?" Regardless, he shows strong compassion for his students.
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    We see him impliment new ideas to try to make the class fun for the students, to try to right some long-standing wrongs, and to kind of 'rock the boat' in a positive direction that frustrates the principal but tends to have good effects on the students, the parents who visit in one episode, and the male director of the school. We see the girls begin to take on some "un-ladylike" chores the boys are forced to do like scrubbing the pool they all swim in- and the boys and girls both become a little more compassionate, the guys acting less like the 'apes' they were labelled as and, when held to Hibiki's standard, actually beginning to show some real maturity.

    A real man?

    It is a funny contrast, but the idea is very interesting- that by changing into the getup of a woman, Hibiki actually tries to show what a real man is. He doesn't 'become a woman' in spirit- but rather helps to ask the question "are guys just jerks? Or can they be compassionate and strong, too? Can they show some of the traits that we typically think of as feminine?" At one point, he asks the question "Are all boys just selfish and immature like those in my class?" To which his landlady sagely answers, "No. It is human nature to be selfish, regardless of gender."

    That is a pretty heavy concept, I think. I was quite impressed, because I went into this expecting a rather silly comedy with some drama bits- and instead, so far at least (just the first DVD that is), amidst some zany jokes, a pretty good message.

    The Anatomy of an Anime

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    Something I have learned in Intercultural Studies is that each culture has its own unique morals- particularly as we look at Christians around the world, we notice some cultures have strengths and weaknesses. Some are very morally strict in some ways, but far too lax in others. What a Christian in Japan might consider acceptable might be the opposite of a Christian in America, and the other way around as well.

    Let's compare here some core things I have noticed after years of watching anime and thinking it through.

    Sexual Morals

    We see a great deal of 'reality', increasingly so, in anine ranging from middle school all the way through high school age Japanese cartoons- by reality, I mean, the jokes kids of that age might make, the fact guys tend to look at pornography and hide the fact, the fact the boys are often gawking at girls or get peeks, and a lot of comedy plays around that. There is often fan service- that is, things you might see in baywatch (or, in some, a PG-13 movie even), often where the anime doesn't focus on the exposure, sometimes where it does. This would compare better to live-action shows/movies over American cartoons- which we have absolutely nothing close to, since we just don't see cartoons covering this huge array of ground. It goes pretty far at times with some sexual humour, more in jokes and awkward situations.

    Meanwhile, while that is a weakness, there is a surprising strength. Even on public television there are series where the main character guy, or 'hero', will fall in love and sleep with the heroine/leading lady. It might just be a fade out, or might show some scenes, or even some 'unobstrusive love' without too much skin. On the other hand, the anime shows some skin (and in the ones I am talking about, they never cross into even PG-13 nudity in a sexual context, they are usually very strict on that)- but the hero has some very strong morals. While he might be goaded by friends or the villains push towards certain ends, in the end, the hero and "example" of the show always tries to turn his head from inappropriate viewing, to act with respect and proper attitude towards ladies, and NEVER has sexual interaction with the girl he pursues, perhaps at most falling into a romantic kiss as the 'height' of the passion they share. Even in the rather risque sort of pg-13'ish ones, they never cross that line.

    A very strange difference in morality. American- show some skin, but not too much, but it's okay to have sex so long as it isn't shown (and sometimes IS shown in the more adult ones even on TV). Japanese- More realistic portrayal of kids (both middle and high school) and what they talk about, some careful scenes with some comedy or embarassment, but the hero always reacts in a moral way and does not cross sexual lines with girls. The result is we see that the plot itself of the anime shows says this- the kind of boy/man you should look to become is one who respects women, treats them gently, turns away to preserve their modesty when necessary, and when he finds the right woman pursues her in a way that puts her purity above his desires.

    The message that could be seen from many live-action American shows is, perhaps, "Find the woman you love, and if she's right, then treat her right and after a few days you can have sex- so long as you both want it, of course, it's just fine." Oh, and maybe add "And don't let anyone find out if they don't like it."

    Deep or Shallow?

    Do you know that much of the anime I have watched- not the 'fighter' anime's necessarily (ie- Dragonballs)- have a depth to them that most live-action shows these days... movies and television... tend to lack. They really make you think- about your morals, about beliefs, about what is said and is not said, about what you are seeing and what really happened. About what a happy ending really is, and what goes on after the story? About what we want from life, and what friendship and love is really about- what are our priorities, and what does loyalty mean? Should we put our comfort and safety first, or that of others we care for? Are we willing to die for what we believe in, or the people we believe in? Are we willing to sacrifice and serve for others?

    And, unlike American stories that seem to believe we should answer every question we ask in a show, many of these are left for the viewer to answer. The plot is not always wrapped up- the end is often open ended. The 'main characters'- which in an American show either always come out on top in the end, or if they die you just know they will 'come back'- don't always make it out on top in the way we'd expect, and some even die on the way. Yes, even in non-violent ones. They deal with injury, death of loved ones, death of friends and moving on with life- what happens when the person you think of as an 'enemy' actually ends up being a good person, but perhaps misunderstands the situation? Or, what happens if you find out the 'side' you are on is actually not what you thought- and there really is not a 'right side' to be on?

    Disney Stories

    Anime is unique- it started with Disney, and now is the opposite of Disney. It all began with the "Walt Disney of Japan"- Miyazaki- who recently made movies such as Spirited Away, and Princess Mononoke, as well as Howl's Moving Castle. His animation, and some older anime from the eighties, resembles Disney style a bit. It was all inspired by Mickey Mouse and, in post world-war Japan, taken up after the American style. Only, gradually, the Japanese style diverted and went the way of their own storytelling methods and mindsets.

    In Disney, there is always the good guys that often include the hero, the heroine, who meet and fall in love. Then, they are divided by the 'bad guys' who meet their evil end, and love conquers all. There is a clear good, a clear bad, and the story is straightforwards.

    People look at this now, and ask- should we teach our children this? Girls grow up with a "Cindrella complex"- expecting to meet prince charming who looks like a prince, find true love (which, as in a Disney movie, could happen on first sight and take only a few days), and live happily ever after... as that is always how it ends. Is this a little harmful? People would gasp in horror if Cinderalla 3 came out and her prince charming was killed by a stepsister, and then she had to realise that the stepsisters were not really as evil as she thought and had their own reasons for acting as they did. "No, that's just beyond kids- that's a grown up movie." Not in Japan.

    That's exactly the way things end up in Japanese anime, actually. The girl sees Prince charming, and he genuinely cares for her- but he isn't quite everything he turned out to be, and she finds out the leader of the enemy kingdom who seems dark and is 'drawn evil' actually has some reasons for what he is doing. Maybe Prince charming wasn't always so charming? Maybe it was all based on a misunderstanding that went out of control? Then the girl realises her heart actually falls for the 'evil enemy'- and the evil enemy falls for her, and wants to end the war, but some of his supporters WANT the war, and they find ways to force him into attacking the 'good kingdom'. So the girl, as the two forces are about to clash, throws herself between the prince charming and the 'evil prince' as they are about to kill eachother in a fight, and she gets mortally wounded instead.

    Now, in a Disney, this would never really quite happen- and if it did, we'd safely know that the heroine lives. Not in an anime- oh, she might, but then again, she might not. She just might die, and then the 'good ending' part might be the two princes, in grief, make piece and kill those who were after the war. But they grieve over the loss of the woman they both, in their own ways, loved. And we are left to imagine what happens next- do the princes find happiness? Was the sacrifice worth it? Who really was in the wrong? Who was 'good', or was anyone good?

    These are questions we have to ask in real life. Look at the wars going on. Who really is good or not? Is America the good guy all the way, or is there good mixed in with bad? We're beginning to realise that in fights, there are not always "good guys" and "Bad guys" evenly divided into sides. I think the Japanese show this a lot, because World War II gave them a lot of perspective on this. Even now, people involved in war learn that there are good men on both sides- often times it is not their choice to be on their side, their only choice is to fight well, with honour, to defend what they know and feel is right.

    No need to go out and rent anime if you're not into it- just thought I'd offer up some thoughts to people who might dismiss it as "Oh, just some strange foreign kids cartoons". Not so at all. Watch one someday- a good one, of course- with subtitles on and Japanese voices (American voices really never do it justice) and give it a chance, and you might be surprised. Or don't- and maybe just knowing more about it will give you a better appreciation of the depth out there.

    -Patrick